Pikachu x reader

you gaze down at the yellow rodent that stands before you longingly, its eyes practically begging for your throbbing manhood.

"Pika... Pi?"  She seductively coos.

You undo the button of your pants seductively and sensitively, ready to show your lover your real poke-balls.


...You become painfully aware of what you are reading.  Yes, you really did just click on sex fanfic about putting what is practically a living tazer/child's toy up to your balls.  


Oh, well, at least we spared a cartoon pony this time.